i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
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PI: Hey Droog, c-could we um…
A hamster being resuscitated with a tiny oxygen mask after being rescued from a house fire.
To the Anon who asked me to Cuestick dance-
It’s hard to be a pirate when you’re terrified of large bodies of water. Maybe it’s time to look into being a sky pirate like Captain Shakespeare…