piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.


  • Me:*calls u a nerd*
  • Me:*is actually very deeply in love with u*

positivedoodles:

requested by hauntingfreedoms

positivedoodles:

requested by hauntingfreedoms



What was that about putting cake on Droog's dick?
Anonymous

selancastsvalor:

PI: Hey Droog, c-could we um…

DD: No.


scooty-puff-sr:

A hamster being resuscitated with a tiny oxygen mask after being rescued from a house fire.

scooty-puff-sr:

A hamster being resuscitated with a tiny oxygen mask after being rescued from a house fire.


One last thing.

pitchimperator:

To the Anon who asked me to Cuestick dance-

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I tried.

<333333333333


sharpwords-sharperblade:

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It’s hard to be a pirate when you’re terrified of large bodies of water.  Maybe it’s time to look into being a sky pirate like Captain Shakespeare…

AW YEAH


pitchimperator:



Reblog / posted 6 hours ago with 6 notes

…I don’t know what i was expecting.